What you do not know is that I spent the last week on a secret mission, penetrating deep into the heart of country music territory.
What you may not know is that Jewel is apparently on a mission to return to the spotlight.
What you know is that I was greeted upon my return by the incessant snow and bittercold temperatures.
What you should know is summarized with eerie prescience in a short film called "Le Grand Content." If you remember my artcrush on Simon Evans from a couple of years ago, you'll understand exactly my fondness for faux infographics like these:
More soon.
