Please allow me to express my sincerest thanks to whomever it was that subscribed me to the electronic mailing list for the American Academy of Experts in Traumatic Stress. Say what you will about the AAETS, but I was equally thankful that they adhere to the principles of "Responsible Email Marketing."
For the record, though, I don't believe that my stress has quite reached the level of "traumatic." And if it had, chances are that I would have failed to see the joke.
Just so's we're clear.
Yeah, well, whoever subscribed you subscribed me, too. One of them pesky grad students, I'm a-bettin. Do they have an unsubscribe? I hadn't read that far.