For the moment, in keeping with my increasingly frequent tweaks and twitches to the site, I've decided to rotate my description a little more often. A fond farewell, then, to "phatic communication designed to massage the stress of being unfocused," a quote from Dave that I stripped unceremoniously from a completely different context.
Say hello to my new description. If you're an ESPN regular, then you've seen their new tv spots advertising their video game line with Warren Sapp, Jeremy Roenick, and Ben Wallace, and starring former SNL cast member Tracy Morgan. I got quite the chuckle out of said commercials, and with the last line of the basketball commercial in particular. So, that's where it's from.

I love it. Wish I had thought of it first. Damn.